Kat

She/Her pronouns

Basically vomited my personality on the internet into this blog

f4me:

i only help mum unpack the groceries so i know what food she bought 

(via ryanvallejo)

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uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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(Source: uhmeliamay, via nickfuckface)

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monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via nickfuckface)

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unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

(via nickfuckface)

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princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

(Source: odditymall.com, via professionalqueen)

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pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

(via nickfuckface)

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